In
the aftermath of the passage of the Mann Act II, the Minneapolis-based
polling and election information network, Poli-Pulse, conducted a broad-spectrum
survey of robots. The simple question: "Do you feel the world would
be better off without mankind?" The simple answer: "Maybe!"
Actually, only 7% the 1,955,728 respondents said "Yes."
About 91% seemed to think the earth benefited from a human presence.
Another 2% failed to provide a measurable response.
Domestic and (thank heavens!) military robots were the
most likely to feel kindly about their homo sapiens creators, while
industrial, transport, and entertainment machines harbored the harshest
opinions. A surprising split in medbot opinion reinforced the fact that
no single group of artificial beings maintained a universal stance.
Roberto Fagen, Poli-Pulse's lead surveyor, offered these
dissected findings:
Robot Group |
Yes |
No |
Unresponsive |
Agribots - |
8 |
90 |
2 |
Companions - |
14 |
67 |
19 |
Domestics - |
3 |
80 |
17 |
Entertainers - |
11 |
86 |
3 |
Gladbots - |
19 |
76 |
5 |
Linebots - |
8 |
88 |
4 |
Medbots - |
3 |
97 |
0 |
Minebots - |
3 |
94 |
3 |
Nannybots - |
1 |
98 |
1 |
Retailbots - |
1 |
78 |
21 |
Shorebots - |
4 |
94 |
2 |
Technobots - |
2 |
97 |
1 |
Trashbots - |
7 |
91 |
2 |
Troopers - |
0 |
99 |
1 |
Waitrons - |
4 |
84 |
12 |
Warders - |
1 |
99 |
0 |
It seems that artificial beings emulate human confusion very well. Gone
are the days when, in the robotic lexicon, "orga" and "mecha"
clearly signaled master and servant. Just as we've mixed organic and
machine elements too much to distinguish things so simply, we've created
a social environment that's increasingly hard to order
even for
those bright new robots.
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