Dead Broad off the table!
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
You love this woman, don't you? You want to hold her? Please her? Then you got to try a little tenderness! Chicks love this romantic crap!
All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom!
Really scared, and if you don't mind me saying, if that doesn't work, your breath would certainely do the job, because you definitely need some Tic-Tac or something, because your breath stinks!
Don't die Shrek, and if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!