   'I get narked'
Waiter: So what can I get you?
Anand: Vegetarian pizza please.
Mumtaz: Mexican hot, deep pan, for me.
Waiter: Uh huh, like it spicy do you?
Megan: Chinese chicken, small, thin crust, please.
Waiter: 'Fraid we don't do any with leeks on, just for you. Still, Chinese chicken it is.
John: Well, in that case I'll have a roast beef and Yorkshire pudding pizza please.
Waiter: What?
John: I just want a traditional English pizza: how about ham and pineapple?
Waiter: Thin or deep?
John: Deep. And four Colas.
Anand: Deep, like you, eh John?
Mumtaz: Wasn't the waiter a real comedian? And so original too! 'Like it spicy do you....' Oh please.
Anand: Just don't let it get to you Taz.
Mumtaz: But it gets so boring. Everyone thinks they've said it for the first time and it's so stupid. It's as if they can't imagine anyone with brown skin eating anything but a hot curry.
Anand: At least he didn't comment on your sun tan.
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